TWO TRASHY AND FLAWLESS TEXASS BITCHES SITTIN ON THE PORCH, DRINKIN AND SMOKIN AND BEING RAVAGED BY THIS EVIL CISSEXIST SOUTHERN CLIMATE!
(via genderfork)
Sit on my porch so we can smoke cigarettes and drink whiskey together
Oh my Glob! This is who I want to be when I grow up.
Heard dat, sista.